Drought

It's so dry here I decided to put flea collars on the catfish

Younguns

Get your ass in the house your having entirely too much fun

Punishment

I'm gonna hit you on top of the head and sprain both your ankles

hookers

if she had as many sticking out of her as she has had stuck in her she'd look like a porcupine.

Change

From the mind of a friend

Yes; it is there. 5 miles east of Clovis, NM Hwy 60-70-84

That's the Texico highway for those of you who don't know.

lets go

Honey get your cornbread eatin ass in gear

Be careful what you ask for

My friends are always telling me I should write a book with all my goofy little sayings. So I'll be posting one daily.